Tuesday, April 29, 2008

继续两则

“写”日记

臭屁晚上和我去丢垃圾,邻居家的小孩带了两只狗出来散步,然后没拴狗链子。其中一只大狗看见臭屁,呼的一下扑了上来,臭屁吓得扭头就跑。一不留神,摔了一跤,膝盖上破了老大一块皮。臭屁哭哭啼啼的回家,开始跟她爹口述日记:Today is Monday. Monday有个doggie,嗯,湘湘倒下了,有了个呜哇哇。。。没有了。。。

How do you get to school?

臭屁教室里贴了张纸,上面有臭屁班上几个娃娃回答这个问题的记录。很荣幸的,臭屁也在其列。问:How do you get to school?。。。 答:To China。。。问:To China for what? 答:Working。。问:Working?。。。答:Work at home。。。问:What kind of work?。。。答:Dadddy,Mommy and Helen。。。
——真是标准的鸡同鸭讲啊。。。:D

2 comments:

Unknown said...

AH! I know that dog!
when i was knocking ur , it keeps barking at me, quite quite SCARY, en, i was quite quiet SCARED, right? xiangxiang?

helen liu said...

nod nod.a big black one